do you ever get in one of those moods where you’re like feeling okay but you’re really sad at the same time and you just want to talk to someone and make them hug you but you feel annoying so you kind of just sit there being really sad
THIS WAS GOING TO BE AN “I AM *INSERT LARGE NUMBER HERE* PERCENT DONE WITH YOU TUMBLR” POST BUT THEN I SAW THE DETAIL ON ODIN’S EYEPATCH AND SHIT SON.
i started my period at work and i told one of my coworkers i started and she looked at me horrified and said “i will cover your job, now go plug that shit up”
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.
What a truly awful website this is
the same blood flows through both your hearts. you need her as she needs you.
HE THOUGHT HIS LIL FRIEND GOT BAKED INTO A COOKIE I AM 100% DONE AWHH
jesus christ this is so sad why would you do this
Imagine you’ve had a rough day and it feels like the whole world is against you, but your icon notices you’ve been feeling kind of down and comes to your house with your favorite movies, games, and snacks, and offers a shoulder to cry on if you need it.